Finally, you can take a sh*t without smelling like sh*t...or flowers.
Each spray of your Turdcules Toilet Elixir deploys a massive fleet of microscopic, turd-tacklin' battleships, barricading your belligerently, baneful brown bio-bombs beneath the surface of the porcelain sea.
If you're like The Sock Dudes, then you're probably full of sh*t, which means you spend a lot of time on the ol' pooper. Probably looking at dank memes if we're being 100% real. So, make the best of your pooping/meme time with Turdcules from The Sock Dudes.
Each $10 bottle gives you 100 uses, so you can literally sh*t on your own dime.
CRAPTAIN'S CHOICE COLLECTION
BUY ANY 4 BOTTLES OF TURDCULES GET ONE HALF PRICE!
SHARE IT LIKE IT'S A NETFLIX ACCOUNT, WE DON’T GIVE A SH*T
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SH*T LIKE A LEGEND COLLECTION
BUY ANY 6 BOTTLES OF TURDCULES GET ONE FREE!
HAVING TROUBLE MATHING, THAT’S ONE OF EACH ELIXIR
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